FRIDAY NIGHT!! woohooo tom jay julie arden hannah jord
if i am dead tomarrow, i want you to know i love you all!! and just a tip.. dont eat shans baking! .lmao julie jord!
GIVE ME BAC MY OCTUPUS!! HAHA SHANE JORD TEAGUE
send me the god damn pics shana!!!! lmao arden!
ah i HATE nibs!!.. oh and i like nibs! .. ahaha jord tay
im her and her and her .. oh she looks liek me ! ha ha shane teague jord!
empress... humm that doesnt empress me !!! lmao shane!
there once was a snail.. who liked to eat pizza.. ha ha tay!
the pee dance! lmao julie tay jord !
the dog!.. he has big eyes!!!ah! lol arden and jord and shane
well they might have a swimming pool so it might be osoma..OPPS! ahah ard and jord
OOOSSSOOMMA -- BENLODEN! ahaha jord and ard
it looks like beer! julie and ard and jord
omg , now sumone is going to step on the glass and cut there friken foot open! geeze be more careful!!!!.. and same wiht your milk sumone is gonna slip and fall!!! ahah ard jord julie
oh damn i have to go the bathroom again! lol julie jord!
hey come to the Y .. uh im going to a movie with drake.. WHAT! lol jord julie cody drake
hey some to our soccer!! no i will fall asleep.. i mean.. aha ha cody!
c mon julie run run run.. AFTRE THAT CAR! ahaha julie tay jason!
go hug that kid!!! ok??? can i give you a hug! EWWW NO! lol julie tay jason
physco??? who is the PHYSCO!!!!!!!!1 ha ha julie and tay
playing in pennies! lol jord!
AHH spider! aha jord ard
STRAWBERRY! lol jord
i didnt know my stick was hard?? im sorry everyone im sorry! ha ha shayne and dan
humbug! ahaha alison!
fear factor! .. i will eta ANYTHING!.. eww im not eating that! lol
kiss julie.. HELL no!!.. tay julie jason
logan and your nee! lmao everyone who walks home!
logan running, and shayne laughing his head off! .. lol ^ same^
im so proud!!!! lol jorja
CRAZY ARMS!or phebe... ha ha soccer team!
hello what planet are you from.. obla obla stop it its toast! .. hello toast!!! lmao arden ggeze thats getting old!
arden and ur blog talking! ahaha
shane and ur crazy faces! lol jord!
impalimp! ahaha teague!
you know ur cool when your taking ur shirt off in the gurls washroom! ahaha shane!
throwing the pencil! ahah thats helarious!.. shane! lmao
the science group cloub out side! becca shane tay jorja
i have an ... an leg thing .. i need to go and work out side! lol becca!
lol POKEMON! ryan
Omg im gonna kill my locker! urg!!!!!!!!!!! ahaha curtis and patty
ahah taylor our big fall!!
julie and OUR big fall!!
i get shan on my team.. no i do .. no i do!.. fine lets just go togtaher! ok.. DAMN IM STUCK WIHT ARDEN! ahaha julie jord and arden
the really bad soccer team! tay and julie
the lasangua ! lmao julie and jord !!
Jord BF! woohooo hes a hot one ! lmao julie and tay and jord !
A blonde began a job as an elementary school counselor and she was eager to help. One day during recess she noticed a girl standing by herself on one side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of soccer at the other.
The blonde approached and asked if she was all right.
The girl said she was.
A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the girl was in the same spot, still by herself. Approaching again, Sandy offered, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The girl hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, the blonde then asked, "Why are you standing here all alone?"
"Because," the little girl said with great exasperation, "I'm the goalie!"
A Flaky Blonde
One day, a blonde named Sally was putting together a puzzle. She was really stumped and very frustrated, so she decided to ask her husband for help.
''It's supposed to be a tiger!'' Sally cried.
''Honey," said Dan, "Put the Frosted Flakes back in the box!''
Adventures in Disneyland
Two blondes were going to Disneyland when they came to a fork in the road. The sign read: "Disneyland Left."
So they went home.
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see below)
How do you keep a blonde busy? (see above
Bang! I'm Blonde!
Why did the mirror have 6 holes in it?
A blonde tried to shoot herself
Blond Father
A blond guy and a brunette girl were happily married and about to have a baby. One day, the wife started having contractions, so the husband rushed her to the hospital. He held her hand as she went through a trying birth. In the end, there were two little baby boys.
The blond guy turned to his wife and angrily said, "All right, who's the other father!?!"
Blonde - Contractor
There was a woman who wanted to repaint her house, so she called the contractor and set an appointment to meet with him. When the contractor came to her house they did a walk-through and he asked her what colors she would like. They came to the living room and she told him that she would like a nice, warm cream color. The contractor wrote something down on his pad, then walked to the window and yelled, ''Greenside up.'' The lady is a little confused, but doesn't say anything, and they continue to the dining room where she tells him, ''I would like a nice warm white in here, nothing stark.'' The contractor writes something down on his pad, then walks to the window and again yells, ''Greenside up!'' The lady is really confused now but still does not say anything. They continue to her bedroom and she says, ''I would like a nice, cool, relaxing blue in here.'' The contractor writes something on his pad and again walks to the window and yells, ''Greenside up.'' The woman is now totally perplexed and says to the contractor, ''Three times I have told you the color that I want, and you write something on your pad, then you walk to the window and yell greenside up. What is going on?'' The contractor replies, ''You see, I have four blondes laying sod across the street.''
A Child's Prayer
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa."
The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart attack. The father reassured himself that it was just a coincidence, but was still a bit spooked.
The next night, he heard his son praying again: "God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma."
The father was worried, but decided to wait until morning. Sure enough, the next morning Grandma was on the floor, dead of a heart attack.
Really scared now, the father decided to wait outside his son's door the next night. And sure enough, the boy started to pray: "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy."
Now the father was crapping his pants. He stayed up all night, and went to the doctor's early the next day to make sure his health was fine. When he finally came home, his wife was waiting on the porch. She said, "Thank God you're here -- we could really use your help! We found milkman dead on our porch this morning!"
Bacon in My Ear
A guy walks into a doctor''s office. He has a sausage coming out of his ear, a waffle coming out of his nose, and bacon coming out of his other ear. He says worriedly, "Doc, what''s wrong with me?!?"
The doctor replies, "You''re not eating properly."
Blonde in Pain
A blonde told her doctor that she was really worried because every part of her body hurt.
The doctor looked concerned and said, "Show me where."
The blonde touched her own arm and screamed, "Ouch!"
Then she touched her leg and screamed, "Ouch!"
She touched her nose and cried, "Ouch!"
She looked at her doctor and said, "See? It hurts everywhere!"
The doctor laughed and said, "Don't worry; it's not serious. You''ve just got a broken index finger."
Brain Transplant
A patient needed a brain transplant and the doctor told the family, ''Brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves.''
''Well, how much does a brain cost?'' asked the relatives.
''For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000,'' replied the doctor.
Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. But the patient's daughter was unsatisfied and asked, ''Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?''
''Standard pricing practice,'' said the doctor. ''Women's brains have to be marked down because they've actually been used.''
do you guyz think that the story or adam and eve is true
.. beacuse they say that adam and eve were the first people
on earth .. wich measn that there would have been anmials
befor them.. so what were adam and eve doign when the
dinasors were alive were they just running around!!!?????
... because when you learning about dinosours they say
that there was no one else on the erath except for the animals
and dinosours wich makes the story of adam and eve un true..
and about god creating EVERYTHING .. how does that work!
i mean he is just somthing everyone belives in.. he isnt an
actual human .. so how could he created all of this .. he
would have had to creat the whole universe!! its imposible!!!,
and about the ark.. how can you take 2 of every animal!!..
and i highly dout it rained and rained and rained! i mean
has it ever rained for that long!! like seriusly what are they talking about !
And God .. he isnt a real person!! and we belive that he is ful
of so many miricals.. than why is there so many wars ..
and racisim.. and bad things going on.. should he be able
to stop it wiht his " mighty" powers!
and if god made everything .... than he ould have to
of made ailians and everything and there is somewhat
prof of alians see below..
There have been many U.F.O
sightings around the world
one sighting was on June
24th 1947 Kenneth Arnold
was flying over the Cascade
Mountains when a set of nine
strange looking objects flying
across the sky. At first he
thought they were reflections
of the sun but after looking
at them more closely he realized
that they were objects flying
in formation. The objects he
saw had wings what were curved
and shaped like a crescent moon.
His next thought was that they
were some new aircraft that the
Air Force was developing and he
started to time them on his clock.
He calculated that they were flying
much faster than any aircraft he had
read about. This was a strange case
indeed was this alien space ships
or was the government making aircrafts
if so why where they never reviled.
One of the first people to
claim to have been abducted
by Aliens where Betty and
Barney Hill. During September
1961 they were driving back
from a holiday in Canada
through the White Mountains.
They noticed a light that
seemed to be following them
they assumed that it was an
airplane or helicopter. After
driving for a while they were
forced to stop the car because
the light had descended rapidly
and was now much closer. Barney
got out to get a better look with
the aid of his binoculars,
and described the object
as banana like with pointed
tips and windows. Barney started
to walk slowly towards the craft,
and it was only after several
desperate calls from his wife's
that he returns to the car.
He claimed to have see aliens
through the window. At this they
drove back home. However, they soon
realized that more than an hour
of time was 'lost' and noticed
that the car had strange blotches
on it. Betty reported it to
Pease Air Force Base who
confirmed that they had
indeed tracked an unknown
object around that time and
location. Soon afterward Betty
began having strange nightmares
involving 'aliens'. She
consulted several doctor
who suggested hypnosis.
Dr Benjamin Simon who
was amazed by what
the couple were
independently describing hypnotized
both the Hills. They told of being
taken onboard the UFO and having
'medical' tests performed on them.
Betty also remembered being shown
a 'star-map' of where the aliens
came from. Under further hypnotic
sessions they were able to re-create
the star map, which turned out to
be very close to a known star system.
Animal mutilations are
very odd this is where
someone or something
takes animal parts.
This is most happened
to cows some believe
aliens are responsible.
They do this to study
parts of animals. One
story takes place in
Saga Prefecture a farmer
was awoken by the loud
and non-stop barking
of his dog. He went
out to see what all
the fuss was about,
and was deeply upset
and shocked when he
saw his 12 month year
old cow dead on the ground
with its tongue missing
and its udder removed
The evidence for life
The indication of life hinges on three
important pieces of evidence, all discovered
within mineralized fractures in the meteorite
in close proximity to each other. One is the
discovery of abundant polycyclic aromatic
hydrocarbons (PAHs) on the fracture surfaces.
These are a family of complex organic molecules
which are commonly found on dust grains and
certain types of meteorites in outer space,
presumably formed by non-biological
chemical reactions. However,
when micro-organisms die they break
down into PAHs as well. The mixture
of PAHs found on ALH84001
is very different from that found
on dust grains and other meteorites,
suggesting the possibility of a biological origin.
Thousands of different types of PAHs are found all
over the Earth, but those in ALH84001 do
not appear to be contaminants which have
leaked into the meteorite.
Another line of evidence involves unusual mineral
phases found beside the PAHs. These carbonate
minerals form "globules" about 50 micrometers
across, some of which have cores containing
manganese and rings of iron carbonate and iron
sulfides, and also contain magnetite and pyrrhotite.
These minerals bear strong resemblance to mineral
alterations caused by primitive bacteria on Earth.
This diversity of minerals in such a small area,
formed under the presumed conditions, seem
to make a non-biological origin unlikely.
Finally, high-resolution scanning electron
microscopy has revealed the presence
of tiny "ovoids" which may actually be
fossil remnants of tiny (20 to 100 nanometer)
bacteria. If so, they are 100 times smaller than
any bacteria microfossils found on Earth, except
for some supposed "nanofossils" recently
discovered in very young terrestrial rocks,
a finding currently not generally accepted as fossil organisms.
Taken together, the findings are thought to be strong
evidence pointing to primitive bacterial life on Mars.
The PAHs, unusual mineral phases, and "microfossils"
were all located within a few micrometers of one another,
indicating a relationship which may require a
biological explanation. However, much work
will be done on this in the future, including
searching for amino acids, other fossil structures
such as cell walls, other types of fossils,
and fossils of bacteria frozen in the act of
reproducing. Mars is almost certain to
have been warmer and wetter in its distant past,
so the existence of primitive life has been a
tantalizing possibility for some time, but the
real search may be just beginning.
so there you have it!!!!!
also The bible says that it took 7 days to create
everyhting .. ansd leaste thats what we were
learing in religion... but what about the dinosours
?????? there was NO people on earth durring that
time.. and they deffnatly didnt dissapear in 7 days
.. and they didnt live for 7 days.. so that must be un
true.. what is the bible teaching us! , they have NO
prof about god becuase he doesnt exist , but they
have prof about dinosours .. so what do you belive????
and you may say .. oh adam and eve were cave men ..
but they werent !
and in the bible it says how god came down blessed "
bla bla" .. so god doesnt come down and talk to us!
does he hate us or sumthing!!!!! or did he just like
disapear!!!!... or maby he DIED!! thats why all
evidence of them is gone... because god is dead!!
wow!!!! yes! thats it!!!!! GOD IS DEAD!!!!!
he cant live for millions and millions of years!!!! so than there id prof god isnt real.. than that
measn that jesus isnt gods child .. and he is just a
normal person!.. sept the miracals .. there is also
no prof of that!!! .. the bible is a LIAR! and in a prayer it was " and god will come
to judge the living and the dead" well.... what
does he mean by that! he hasnt come down! and there have been no sighting of him..
and he doesnt judge anyone and its a lie.. hes
DEAD so how can he come down and judge us .
. does he become like a mummy or somthing..
this is crazy!!!!... wiht all this thinking.. do you belive
in the bible???? comment and tell me!!! also check
arden blog at( http://guitar.blogdrive.com....) and see what
she has to say about this too !
Now jordan is aginst us on this one so show
you care!! show what you belive in and coment us!! i have NOO idea how we got into this
convertsation but when me and arden
and jordan were walking home todya .
. we discoverd that we dont belive in
alot of stuff!! / well jordan is against us !
but there is no proff about anything
so how can it be real.. it is just a beleif!..
like in greeek the have 30 billon gods..
and to us there not real .. but to them
thye are .. so how do we know that
they once exsited????? crazy eh!!!
..anywayz this is getting crazy..
comment me please!! even if it is just
to say yes i agree wiht you or no..or tell
us what you think!!!!.. thanx guyz!!
love you all! !!! xoxoxoxoxo!!!!
There have been hundreds of books
written on the subject of the evidences
of the divine inspiration of the Bible,
and these evidences are many and
varied. Most people today, unfortunately,
have not read any of these books.
In fact, few have even read the
Bible itself! Thus, many people
tend to go along with the popular
delusion that the Bible is full of
mistakes and is no longer relevant to
our modern world.
Nevertheless the Bible writers
claimed repeatedly that they
were transmitting the very
Word of God, infallible
and authoritative in the
highest degree. This is an
amazing thing for any writer
to say, and if the forty or
so men who wrote the
Scriptures were wrong
in these claims, then they
must have been lying, or
insane, or both
Immigrants has played an important part in building Canada.
Immigrants left their homes for a variety of reasons, some came to Canada because life in their home country was unbearable due to poverty,war,or persecution. Other came because Canada was a land that held promiseand hope for a better life. Government immigrants policies have changed over the years. Today these government policies are guided by a desire to produce a strong Canadian economy.